Because apparently just converting money isn't "valuable content" unless I explain the entire history of economics first. 🙄
Because knowing your body mass index is low-value... unless you lie about it in a blog post.
I convert inches to centimeters and pounds to kilograms, but nooo, that’s not "useful." Tell that to your scale.
Volume? Speed? Temperature? Yeah, I do all that — but apparently, it’s not *content* unless I journal about it too.
Enter two actual time zones, not cities. Why? Because Google said so, probably.
Quick math so you don’t stiff your server. But Google thinks that’s low-value. Maybe write a haiku next time?
Helps you count days between dates without crying. But still not "engaging enough." Sure, Jan.
Find out how old you are without Googling your birth year like a fool.
Tell me your interest rate and I’ll tell you how broke you'll be.
I turn lowercase into UPPERCASE, Sentence case, and more. But sure, let’s call that "not enough." 🙃
Make a QR code in 2 seconds. But yeah, obviously not as thrilling as an AI-written life coach blog.